Worst TV ever

It's possible I've finally found the worst TV programme in the world. An easy choice, as you'll know if you've watched any, is Celebrity Love Island. So bad it's unbearable. So bad, it's not even good. So bad, I can't even enjoy it in a post-modern ironic way. Talking of which, it's the Eurovision Song Contest this Saturday and I don't have a gig. Scorecards, champagne and a good time is going to be had.